Congratulations! You made it through the screening process and have been hired as an announcer on the CBC.

You will need a suitable airname to broadcast on the CBC. To ensure the highest level of Canadian-ness possible, befitting your esteemed position at the CBC, your announcer name has been automatically generated from a list of places in the province of Ontario. Enjoy your new public identity.

Here's your CBC Announcer name:

Durham Woolwich

Try it out with our sample aircheck script:

"The squirrel was elected mayor of this small town in Manitoba last week. There is still no schedule for his swearing-in as officials try to determine how to actually do that. For CBC News, I'm Durham Woolwich."